Fd06 - Folds Of Honor Quiktrip Kobalt Can-am Advance Auto Parts Enna-pergusa 150 All-star Duel Clash Race - Autodromo Di Pergusa, Italy

May 24, 2017 08:48pm

FORMULADUUDE SEASON 06 - Race Session

Quick Stats

  • Championship: FORMULADUUDE SEASON 06
  • Race: FD06 - FOLDS OF HONOR QUIKTRIP KOBALT CAN-AM ADVANCE AUTO PARTS ENNA-PERGUSA 150 ALL-STAR DUEL CLASH RACE
  • Track Length: 4.967 km
  • Most Distance Covered: 31 laps, 153.977 km
  • Simulator Used: GTR2

Race report: Enna-Pergusa Truck Clash: Horta Wins Alone in Sicily

31. That is the exact number of laps Fernando Horta completed around the sun-baked Sicilian asphalt of Autodromo di Pergusa, finishing in a total time of 59 minutes and 37 seconds to take victory in the massive Chevrolet truck while Juliano Flores laboured home a distant second in the Toyota, a full minute and three seconds back after an afternoon that tested the absolute limits of radio battery life and driver sanity under the watchful eye of guest pit wall analyst Agnaldo Rayol.


Fernando Horta (#27): Box, box. My tyres feel like they were carved from old polenta.


Agnaldo Rayol (#27 crew): Calma, meu filho, let the truck roll like a boat on the waves of Itapoan. Focus on the horizon.


Fernando Horta (#27): There is no horizon, Agnaldo, only guardrails and dust. Is tib behind me?


Agnaldo Rayol (#27 crew): He is one minute and three seconds behind you, singing Tormento d'Amore into his team radio. Do not let him catch you.


Fernando Horta (#27): My mirrors are vibrating so hard I can see yesterday. What lap is this?


Agnaldo Rayol (#27 crew): Lap twenty-eight. Just keep the steering wheel straight and pretend you are driving down Avenida Ipiranga at three in the morning.


Fernando Horta (#27): I just clipped a rumble strip and my teeth are loose.


Agnaldo Rayol (#27 crew): Beautiful tenor notes, Fernando. Keep pushing.


Fernando Horta (#27): See the checkered flag. Thank God. Turn off the radio.


Agnaldo Rayol (#27 crew): Not yet, we must sing the final chorus of Ave Maria while you cross the line.


Fernando Horta (#27): FUCK OFF MAN!


Ps. Mansell, if you are reading this, your truck is still parked behind the garage with three flat tires and a parking ticket from Enna.

Disclaimer: This is a fictional report using fictional characters. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental

Classification

Position Driver Team Car Laps Gap Best Lap
1 Brazil FERNANDO HORTA CAMELTOE RACING CHEVROLET 31 0:59:37.768 1:35.953
2 Uruguay JULIANO FLORES SCUDERIA LIBRA TOYOTA 31 + 01:03.230 1:43.478

No standings available.

Related Images

Cameltoe Racing, Chevrolet #17127, Driven By Fernando Horta Cameltoe Racing, Chevrolet #17127, Driven By Fernando Horta
Scuderia Libra, Toyota #11029, Driven By Juliano Flores Scuderia Libra, Toyota #11029, Driven By Juliano Flores
Autodromo Di Pergusa Autodromo Di Pergusa