Session 826 - Hockenheimring, Germany
January 07, 2010 08:12pm
Race
Quick Stats
- Track Length: 4.564 km
- Most Distance Covered: 17 laps, 77.588 km
- Simulator Used: GTR2
Race report: Lister Racing Race Notes: Piccini Storms Hockenheim to Obliterate Field!
*TICKER - THE HOCKENHEIM MOTOR-JOURNAL: LISTER STORM BLOWS ROOF OFF GERMANY!*
UNBELIEVABLE! SPECTACULAR! HISTORIC! Lister Racing is over the moon, over the stars, and over the Motodrom! Andrea Piccini has completely obliterated the GT1 field at the 4.56-kilometer Hockenheimring in our magnificent #15 Lister Storm! Seventeen laps of pure, screaming dominance! Piccini set a blistering fastest lap of 1:35.752, taking the checkered flag in 27:56.158 and leaving seven-time champion Michael Schumacher a staggering 20.4 seconds behind in second place!
TWENTY SECONDS! Schumacher’s Ferrari 550 Maranello was practically in another time zone! Webb Hunt took third in his Lamborghini, while Martin Truex Jr. and Joe Nemechek led the rest of the pack further down. Even Dave in his #49 Maserati MC12 was left trailing in sixth place, over 49 seconds off our pace!
And what happened to Fernando Horta? Whispers around the paddock suggest his Konrad Motorsport Saleen S7-R rolled to a silent halt on lap 4, allegedly pulling over out of sheer respect for Piccini’s masterclass! Or perhaps the Saleen's engine simply gave up trying to chase a hurricane!
The Radaxian People (Telemetry Unit): Beep beep.
Ps. Liz
Disclaimer: This is a fictional, satirical report of a offline race against AI-driven opponents. All characters are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
Classification
| Position | Driver | Team | Car | Laps | Gap | Best Lap | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | ![]() | ANDREA PICCINI | LISTER RACING | LISTER STORM | 17 | 0:27:56.158 | 1:35.752 |
| 2 | ![]() | MICHAEL SCHUMACHER | SCUDERIA FERRARI | FERRARI 550 MARANELLO | 17 | + 20.441 | 1:36.647 |
| 3 | WEBB HUNT | SUBARU RACING | LAMBORGHINI MURCIELAGO R-GT | 17 | + 20.890 | 1:36.875 | |
| 4 | MARTIN TRUEX JR. | BASS PRO SHOPS TEAM | LAMBORGHINI MURCIELAGO R-GT | 17 | + 29.269 | 1:36.554 | |
| 5 | ![]() | JOE NEMECHEK | FURNITURE ROW TEAM | LAMBORGHINI MURCIELAGO R-GT | 17 | + 38.914 | 1:37.316 |
| 6 | ![]() | DAVE | LOSEL RACING | MASERATI MC12 | 17 | + 49.535 | 1:38.165 |
| 7 | ![]() | MAX STANCO | ALDA COMPETITION | PORSCHE 911 GT2 | 17 | + 59.177 | 1:37.305 |
| 8 | ![]() | FERNANDO HORTA | KONRAD MOTORSPORT | SALEEN S7-R | 4 | DNF | 1:38.663 |
Related Images
Lister Racing, Lister Storm #3015, Driven By Andrea Piccini
Losel Racing, Maserati Mc12 #10049, Driven By Dave
Alda Competition, Porsche 911 Gt2 #3038, Driven By Max Stanco
Konrad Motorsport, Saleen S7-r #3002, Driven By Fernando Horta




